The "KEY" to my transfers

Are you among those you are always transferring files off your pc ? ............ *Shout* yes!

Are you among those who has a loser looking pendrive?                 ............ *Scream* Yes!!

Are you always loosing your pen drive in the ultimate time of need? ............ *Pulling your Hair* yes Yes YES! ! 

Tonight i give you the KEY Solution !

You can purchase a lousy 2GB yet totally desirable Key for sky whopping $58 Here

I know you want to kiss my feet for sharing such information with you. I know. 

P.S. Don't you dare ! Ew.